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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell)

I hope you have an “on-sale-and-in-your size” kind of day.
- (via properkidproblems)

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agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

→ Anonymous whispered : Getting fancy with the HTML are we?

egberts:

take on me

take on me

takemeon

TAKE ON ME

i’llbegone

in a day or 

twoooo

clevverbot:

New makeup line for men including:

  • Guyliner
  • Manscara
  • Bruhnzer
  • Lipsdick

(Source: clevverbot)